My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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