At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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