that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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