How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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