Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
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Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
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White people are beatboxing! Save me.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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