can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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