Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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