Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
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i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
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Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
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