Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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