why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
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he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
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I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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