shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
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Even water is tasting like jack daniels
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
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She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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