I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Alive.
So much puke
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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