He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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