So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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