Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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