i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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