No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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