and you said cock pushups were impossible
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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