i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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