Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
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I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
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Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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