Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
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I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
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I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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