So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
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Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
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my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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