Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
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Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
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IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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