drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
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