idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
He better not be in your backpack
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
