So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
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Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
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You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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