Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
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You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
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Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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