Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Randomize
