i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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