hotel room ftw
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
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i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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