if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
She even gives head with a lisp.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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