The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Randomize
