She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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