So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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