I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
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there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
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I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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