hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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