I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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