i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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