My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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