party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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