so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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