we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
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i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
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You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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