So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
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he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
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I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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