Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
Randomize
