I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Randomize
