and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
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