He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
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NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
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Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
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