she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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