how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
He better not be in your backpack
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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