Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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