Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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