you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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