Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
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theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Shame - the story of my life.
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