we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
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Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
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Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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