I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
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At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
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I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize