I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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