just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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